The good Colonel is missing

Today the Darien news reported that the good Colonel Fallopius Curmudgeon Douglas has gone missing from the Hofwyl-Broadfield Plantation. http://www.glynncounty.com/History_and_Lore/Hofwyl_Broadfield_Plantation/

Immediately Bob, TC and I went to the plantation to see if it was true and I am sad to report that it is! His portrait once prominently displayed in the theatre has vanished. Locals are reporting a suspicious car from Missouri hovering around the plantation all day yesterday. You know who you are - please return this priceless portrait.